Little Bit of Wisdom

Do not eat Mexican food the night before you get a massage.

Spending an hour squeezing your buttcheeks together kinda counteracts the relaxing factor of the massage.

Divot

Web 2.0 is gone! Get ready Annie because here it comes. I am finally ready to become a blogger. I feel that the best way to delve into the blogging world is to do blogs about my family. So the first one is going to be about Divot. Just in case the readers don't know, Divot is my dog. Now I know that dogs aren't people, but whatever. WARNING: playing fetch with him is done so at one's own risk. I just needed to put that up because if you end up playing with him for hours, it's not my fault. Divot likes to play fetch, a lot. He also likes chocolate. The other day he amazed me by getting some chocolate from my backpack that was on the table. He got up on the table, in the pocket, and took out like six mini Reese's and a mini Twix. He actually unwrapped all of them before he ate them. I went to get my backpack and I saw all the wrappers and thought my sister ate them until I looked close and saw some bite marks. I'm still semi baffled by how he managed it. The wrappers were practically perfect. Wow. What a little stud.